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[Solus + SBB- Switchback]

yes

The wang-bing is misplaced in relation to the third yogga of the xomp-gong, that must be fixed, other than that it's probably the best song ever made.

SolusLunes responds:

Well goddamn, I'm pretty sure the third yogga was what you were responsible for.

[Guide to Sophisticated Living]

Fantastic

All the instruments sound ridiculously fat- did you put chorus on absolutely everything? Got any tips or tricks to share?

Anyway, hire a sax player and have him and your bass player (or your bass soundfont, ha) do a combined sax/slap bass solo. Please, for the love of God, do that

That's all.

Hyper-Freak92 responds:

I love slap, and I love sax. That's totally something I'd do.

In fact, expect a song today that's a bass vs sax soundfont battle. lawl.

Which means I should answer the next most obvious question - Yes, everything in this song except for the guitar is a soundfont.

[Collosal Collaboration]

Sweet

Love all the treble you put in here. The piano is thin as hell, but I consider that a good thing in this piece. Those square waves are raw and unfiltered, almost 8-bit like. I love it! Even the bass has a LOT of treble.

It doesn't really sound finished though. It evolves into this funky square wave solo thing at about :26, then keeps doing that until a very abrupt ending. So there's not too much to say about it, except it's short. If you guys try and continue on this one, I think it'll be great. For now though, it's mostly a disappointment due to the short lenght and abrupt ending. :(

Very cool sounds and feeling though, nice one

Aydin-Jewelz123 responds:

ye thanks for the feedback, it was pretty rushed and im busy with another project at the moment but will do something about the length pretty soon. thanks for the advice =)

[lost my pants]

HAHAHAHA

BRILLIANT.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hehe, thanks man.

[MS - Madness Gun Sounds!]

ooold

This is an incredibly old concept alright. Some really really basic drum patterns made with gun sounds. I myself don't think this is more interesting than a drum pattern. The sounds are extremely similar to typical drum sounds anyway, so I can call it a drum pattern if I want to.

If there was ANYTHING else than drums - perhaps some dark bassy melody that fits the dark mood of the Madness series, I dunno - this track could become slightly interesting. So how about you try making a full song out of it?

For now, this song is just another boring "using gun sounds as percussion" track.

MortalSymphony responds:

Well I'm afraid that the 4.36 above disagrees. (and rising)

[Fantasie Mystique (NG Cut)]

Eey, guy

The first looooong notes from the strings are very very promising.The thin little synth adds a nice, classy feeling as well. It actually made me think it would be an epic masterpiece until I read the description. Oh well, that makes SBB a little disappointed :(

I like the subtle background sounds, which are sadly too much in the background for me. Is there a harp sound back in there? Some flute things perhaps? Feels like something needs to be be more present in the piece.

I like the long cymbal thing introducing a kick, 'tis very effective for that dramatic effect. Later in the piece, the drums sound way muddy and packed though. There's a shitload of different drums going on at the same time, I think some slower, harder drums would give the track much more power than it currently provides.

Now that lead synth, kind of destroys the whole feeling. I don't like the general sound of it, way too much treble. Sounds a lot like keyboard improvising with no real direction at all. Needs a stronger, more memorable melodic theme in my opinion.

The intro with long drawn out string notes and whatnot is great. I expected it to turn into something different. I'm not so sure what it would be about though.

Perhaps it's just not my cup of tea. Or maybe it's due to the low mp3 quality. I still think there are a few general flaws with the piece anyway. I still think this track needs some work (mostly within the last half, the intro is fantastic).

I gave you the 5 anyway, your score appears to be a bit low

WritersBlock responds:

Hey SBB.
Thanks for the review. Seriously. Awesome. I really feel that I've achieved something I've never been able to before with the classical intro. Yes there was a harp in there, I wanted the mix to be pretty quiet and I knew it was pretty hard to hear, sorry for not bringing that out for you more. The drums, well, I used them to get that change of pace to get the song moving, but it's just repeated over and over to sink in, and I think that something harder might've lost that feeling. That's just me thinking, I could probably try what you said and it might probably be awesome, but honestly, I think they get the job done and I'm willing to lay this track to rest.
The lead synth, I'm sorry that it spoiled the song for you, but I think that building the piece up to have more classical instruments added would just be too hard on my computer and it wouldn't have that contrast between the soft classical and dominant digital. I wouldn't know where else to go with the track. Thanks for the 5, and thanks again for the reivew. It's good to hear a bit of negative/constructive criticism along with the positive reviews. Thanks for putting a lot of thought into the review, it's left me with a lot to think about.
Cheers, SBB.
:D

[From Inside]

Sweet

It's very refreshing to hear an audio submission that's performed with real instruments and whatnot. This is of excellent quality (all kinds of quality, that is) as well, so reviewing it is a very pleasing experience good sir ^_^. I am not in any way experienced with this kind of music, so my review will be very much based on personal opinion.

The general sound quality is outstanding. No background noise at all, and crystal clear instruments/vocal sound is wonderful. Well done, whoever is responsible for mixing :D. Everything is in its place (except maybe that guitar in the very beginning. I have no idea why you would pan it completely to one side. Very minor problem though), and through the most of the track, everything can be heard perfectly.

I love the sound of the clean guitar. It's got that exact sound I love (if there was just a weeeeee bit more reverb, now THAT would be great). I'm pretty much neutral on the heavily distorted guitar though- I think it's a bit too dominant, and a bit too thick, bit as I've said that's just an opinion. Those solos though, are absolutely amazing. Very wonderful stuff, I love the guitar layering in the 2:12-3:00 area.

For the vocals- I, too, couldn't understand much. The vocals are very clean and loud enough, so that's not the problem- it's probably just because English isn't my first language. The singin's good, but the voice feels a bit anonymous and monotonous in a way. The singing doesn't change much through the song, so it's not too exciting. I can find no major flaws though, so it's mostly very good.

Then whatever is left- drums = good. Varied and nice sounding through the track, flawlessly played- but they drums don't stand out much. It's not really a problem, the drums get the job done very well. I don't have much more to say about drums than that. And- if there even IS a bass there, is is very subtle- I think the track could use having the bass a bit more present.

That's about it. Well done, you guys! An absolutely excellent song, great quality and, well, overall pretty damn sweet. I hope you don't mind me praising it so much :)

Satoris responds:

WOW! Thank you so much for the review and all the kind words. I'm going to be receiving a copy of the lyrics from my singer tonight. So everybody else who listens will be able to understand what's being said. Thanks again for the stunning review!

[=Judgement Day=]

man this is of my liking and here is my reason why

So I read your sig. MAJESTIC EPIC SHIT huh? Well I do indeed find this tune to be some MAJESTIC EPIC SHIT, and there is very little to improve in my opinion. It only grew into more MAJESTIC EPIC SHIT as it progressed.

I loved how it started right on, no cliché emotional slow thing with lots of pads, instead it started right on with the butt-pulverizing. Nothing clever or intelligent, but pure power and rage like that of a manly manly stone age man chasing an unfortunate bee. And it contributes to the MAJESTIC EPIC SHIT feel. Wonderful. Same with the bass that replaced the piano- a joy to listen to simply.

The strings arrangement work fine, they sound pretty awkward when playing the high high notes from 0:35 and a little bit farther into it, but apart from that the sound is fine. A catchy melody as well. The bass-pizz is absolutely amazing. Creates a half creepy, half angry mood that fits just perfect into the theme.

Some of the drum work bugs me a bit. All the 16th note kicks are getting annoying after a while. In some parts like 2:00-2:10, where the kicks play a major role, it's great. Although when they are more in the background, it's getting very tiresome. And the hats in the very beginning simply don't sound realistic at all. You obviously put a lot of effort into the drum work, with lots of variation and interesting tweaks and twists. It sure paid off and was to me what made this tune truly become MAJESTIC EPIC SHIT.

The piano wasn't all that great. Considering it only plays looooow notes, it sounds very kaka. That's easy to fix though. If you are still willing to work more on this tune, try to add more of that piano later in the timeline, adding some higher octaves, maybe two or even three, cause it's gonna sound dramatic as hell.

The overall feeling of this tune kicks, punches and demolishes major ass. The whole world is crumbling, people are screaming in agony, the universe is exploding into a nothingness that eats everything that lives from the inside and I'm sitting here eating popcorn and enjoying the whole scene!!! man

MAJESTIC EPIC SHIT is a head-on description for this tune. I love it, it was great, you put lots of efforts into making this didn't you? This is pure and straightforward colon dee.

(I'm getting a bit overhand with my praise of this song and that is a good thing)

I'm sexually attracted to the presence of this tune!! You like this, penis, don't you? ^_^

Hades responds:

Penis, I like! XD

Seriously man, thanks a lot for the review, this is definitely the biggest one I've ever seen (yeah, you were hoping I'd say that, right? ;D)! All constructive criticism is always welcome, and when it comes from someone who's a really established author on the APortal like yourself, it means more than a lot! I'll take your advice into consideration, I found your remarks extremely helpful! Thanks again, you have no idea how helpful this review really is. I'd say 'thank you' again, but I'm afraid it'll make my head implode, so just: tnx!!!