Buoy's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eating Robot Lobster]

w00t

that description is just the most awesome I`ve ever seen! Something as weird as eating a robot lobster...that goes in my book of awesome sentences.

And, oh god, this is catchy!
Like blabbering the water with a robot lobster, you got it there.
I want to download this and sing a made up karaoke song, damnit!

And this was techno.

You got what it´s from at every point, the robot in it, the fishy creature in it, and for gods sake you didn´t forget the underwater atmosperm! (Awesome typo)

Ok bye bye

Sandwhich-lord responds:

Im so writing lyrics now

[Trance Blaster]

Blast?

I doubt it blasts, it´s more of some really groovy trance. That´s it.
Great synths and awesome percussion work.

liked your main melody and the countermelodies here, and the timing of the different parts of the track, combined into a nice and groovy piece of artwork.

I think you could have the levels improved, many synths are hardly heard, and some are way too loud.

Else than that, it´s really great!
YEAH!!!

Sandwhich-lord responds:

yeah i suppose iv to work on the transissions of the different synths thanks man i'll work on it

[Endless loop of robot happy]

aaa

*Listens to song*
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...AAAAAAAHHHHH MY EAAAARS!

This sounds horrible!
How did you manage making a such annoying and totally spoiled for all music loop!

Waah! The only reason this is on your music page is for humoristic reasons!

I doubt you really meant to submit this.
There´s no way to improve this, it´s far too bad already.

OK

Sandwhich-lord responds:

lol turn down your volume

[Pysco transit express line]

Psycotic to the limit, oh my fucking god yes

You must be a lolrider who managed to keep it going without any breaks, since the beginning melody is sick!
LOL at somewhat unlucky vinyl scratch effects. They were cool, but not so that it sounds real...

Nice basses, they were together a nice collection of what you can do with unlimited basses.

The vinyl scratch effects sounds cool, but they are really annoying, and spoils the song. They fucking LAUGH! Weird how it at grades lost the structure into something off-beat weirdness.

Good job, I give it a really high in the ass 3.

Sandwhich-lord responds:

yuppers maybe i should make it less annoying watch this space for a remix

[RR - Time to Party]

oh teh yays

Look, I DANCE! I DANCE I DANCE!
Oh, god, this is awesome, I wish I could dance.
Didn´t think I liked the music box, though, it kinda spoiled some f it. But it was great either way!

This is better than a lot of your other tunes, and yeah, you improve a lot. Soon you´ll reach the 2nd page, too bad people don´t feel like reviewing people with more than 50 tracks :(

Lol, I love the mass-clappings and bass, it´s awesome.
Oh, teh yays. Fifen.

DJRaveR responds:

Actually I didn't put much effort into it, I could have but more into it, but I didn't feel like it (or have the time) I'll make a way better one than this I swear :P.

[The Grand Adventure Begins]

Hmm...

Not Mario-ish, rather Link-ish, lol.
It´s kinda like a great adventure. Nice instruments, but it ends way too abrupt. And I doubt this is more than 2 minutes... is it?

Anyways check out my contestant when I submit it :)

TheAmateurAnimator responds:

Thanks! It does sound a bit LoZ-ish, now that you mention it. Mario was the first thing that struck me.

And you're right. It is less than two minutes. Luckily, HouseMasta was kind enough to give me a second chance. Hooray for second chances!

[Vertical Overdrive]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

To make a little more contrast to the other review, I guess I´ll make a similar to my last review. And in the last I said it did prepare me for an awesome track that didn´t go as well in he latter part. I liked it, but there was such a lot of stuff that went poor.

Nah, fuck that it´s time for the review of this song.
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Happy? Am I supposed to laugh? Dude, this was so totally sad and dark in the beginning, and it turned out pretty neutral in the rest, and THEN it turned out being really happy. Not long though.

God praise the fact that it´s catchy.
Making song analyses takes the effort of listening to it a lot of times, which can be a pain in the ass if it´s not really catchy.

Yeah.
This track, which was totally different from your other song, was fast-paced, and different people have different styles that will go good, and yours is definatively DnB. therefore, it went good.

A long song, a lot of diversity needed. A short song, not much diversity needed. This time it met the requirements of the first kind, so it was good.

Many different parts, some were simple and laidback, or maybe lurking around, before releasing the slightly louder and beating parts.

The title, I really didn´t understand. Vertical... nope. Overdriven.. kinda, but not even mentionworthy.
My title would be... something including running, since this track definatively is a running theme.

*Votes 4*

mechanoid-9 responds:

Wow, again a work-of-art kind of review... I wish I could do reviews like this...
About the title... the song made me think of flying very fast and not only forward but upwards too, so I gave it this title. Besides, it's good to give an unusual title, because when someone clicks on the audio portal and wants to listen to a new song, they are likely to pick one with an interesting title first... at least I do it that way :)
Sad? Dark? It's funny how the same song can make different impressions on different people. Maybe I should have written energetic instead of happy. Hm what more to say? Again humongous thanks for the review, I enjoyed reading it and the other one too, really. I guess I'll check out your audio when I have time.

[Deep Space Paradise]

Hi.

My 300th audio review!

I liked the beginning, it really prepared me for a great track later,
and it really turned out good. Kinda repetetive though, you could need a lot more diversity.

I like relaxed, and musical tracks like these. If they are well played, and also have a good plot, and much content, like this, it´s awesome.

Still, there´s a lack of melody here. It´s just some different slow beats and nothing more.
You could need to have a lot more melody in this track of yours.

Of course it´s slow, but that doesn´t mean you could get on with it and play the real stuff. You keep the song back a lot, and it´s really, REALLY boring to listen to when it´s just repeating and repeating... I almost felt asleep now.

Spicing up the tune is good. As you did with the tiny little bassline alone. Yeah, you spiced up the tune, but did you add anything to it? No.

You better play it faster next time, man, because this was really boring. Drums, way too slow. And everything was way too slow. It didn´t go anywhere. I`m dissapointed.

There´s no space. Nor is it a beach. It´s a poor description.

Still there´s awesome ambient effects added. And though the instruments are pure pwnage, there´s not many of them. Gotta add a lot.

Yeah. I liked this. but it´s so anonymous, so one of the many, so lost in the crowd. Not original at all, except for a few points.

It´s a pretty average tune. Has what it needs. But it haven´t got more. It´s boring yet inspiring at the same time.
This tune drovev me crazy, guess I must end this review now.

*Votes 3*

mechanoid-9 responds:

O_O Whoa, the longest and most confusing review I ever got... really dunno what to reply. One explanation for the simpleness is that it's made of samples and I could not find more that would have gone well with it. It's slow because this was the default speed of the samples and they sound weird when accelerated. Originality... with so much competition it's not easy to make something really original. Strange review, really. You're saying that you like it very much AND you don't like a lot of things in it at the same time. Daaaamn I just don't know what to say, you hit me in the head with this review. This is not quite my style of music, but I liked the samples and was in the mood for making it. Guess next time I'll try harder. Really big thanks for the review, it's really constructive.

[RR - Inspire]

Inspiring

This is inspiring. It´s inspiring because of the melodies you have which are unique, and the sound effects and the way you played them.

I liked all instruments, but you could have to vary your synth choice one time to another to spice up the songs.

Yeah.

DJRaveR responds:

Yeah, I think its good... its just hard to believe that its been sitting on 5 for this time.

[RR - Simple Functions]

Different

This actually sounds different, builds up the mood, too bad it never releases, but keeps the mood and then just go at another theme. This loops as hell, but too bad, like the others it´s way to short.

You need to make a really fast paced song or a really long song.

these tracks rocks, every single one, I`m just waiting for you to make a really crappy track... that would spoil your page somewhat. Like me.
But I`m not into such, so keep up the good work!

Like!

DJRaveR responds:

I like this alot, althought the start is dull it really is a great track. Anyway, thanks for the reviews :P.